my mom is in prison 

the response to a very insulting "your mom" joke; often used to make the deliverer of the insult to feel worse than you do

Person: "Your mom is fat!" Other person: "My mom is in prison" Person: "oh.."

my mom is in prison by hk zel March 9, 2019

Back in prison

*Sigh* Oh Andy... What a shame... I guess I should have taken you up on that offer to come out there.... Oh, well, I'm sure I'll be finished by the time you're out and I will come rescue you. Or you'll beat the charges.

Myron "I would have known! I WOULD HAVE KNOWN!"

Hym "How would you have known, shit-head? He would have confessed to rape to you? Really? And if you wouldn't have hung out with him if he was guilty (which I doubt), would you have snitched? In which case, why would he tell you? Dumb. Low-value and dumb. But he's back in prison again. That's a bummer. If you hurry up and get me my shit I'll save him. Their desperation to lock him up might have something to do with me and my input would likely be substantial."

Back in prison by Hym Iam March 22, 2024

Vanilli Ice in prison 

Vanilli Ice in prison is a joke. Vanilli Ice got sent to prison for being a sing fraud because everyone knows he no talent. Suge Knight's penis meets Vanilla Ice's anus every night. That is where the lyrics Ice Ice Baby come from due to the anal friction.

Vanilli Ice in prison help to raise Suge Knight's spirits +his penis after getting his long prison sentence.

Vanilli Ice in prison by queensburykid June 12, 2023

The Eagle Tattoo In Prison Break Is A Reference To Sebastian Johann Bach's Bachlut 

The Eagle Tattoo In Prison Break Is A Reference To Sebastian Johann Bach's Bachlut

The Eagle Tattoo In Prison Break Is A Reference To Sebastian Johann Bach's Bachlut

The Eagle Tattoo In Prison Break Is A Reference To Sebastian Johann Bach's Bachlut by ExeeloguiexE April 14, 2025

When I'm the one getting raped in prison 

I don't need to go to prison and get raped just because YOU got raped, you piece of shit. And I don't have to spend the rest of my life in a echo chamber just so you can feel like your kids are safe or you can feel like I'm not better than you.

Hym "When I'm the one getting raped in prison it will be because and one because you never gave a shit about the law in the first place. You want your kids to dictate the lives of everyone around you and YOU ARE STALKING AND HARASSING ME INDEFINITELY AND I'M GOING TO MURDER YOUR KIDS FOR YOU DOING THAT YOU FUCK. I don't have to tolerate it and I've already tolerated it more than THE LAST GUY DID, didn't I? The last guy you did it to just shot up the school or something, didn't he? It wouldn't take you this long to learn your lesson if you weren't fucking retarded but, hey, maybe one more will do the trick, right? Oh what's that? The thing I said but about me?"

When I'm the one getting raped in prison by Hym Iam August 14, 2025

The attorney said that Texas' murder statute calls for 99 years in prison, but not assault. 

The attorney said that Texas' murder statute calls for 99 years in prison, but not assault.

The attorney said that Texas' murder statute calls for 99 years in prison, but not assault.

The attorney said that Texas' murder statute calls for 99 years in prison, but not assault. by plssn April 11, 2020

Died in a prison riot last week

The appropriate response when asked where someone is/went.

Person 1: Where is John?
Person 2: John died in a prison riot last week.

Died in a prison riot last week by 1488bossman May 9, 2026