That's what a hamburger's all about.

The best fast food in the world, but only found in California, Nevada, and Arizona. In n Out bakes their own bread, cuts fresh lettuce, skins potatoes for fries, and uses meat that is never frozen. The menu is simplistic and has been the same since they opened. In n Out refuses to sell out like all the other fast food chains in the country, thus the quality is unbelievable. The only fast-food joint in the world that makes real food. Also the only fast food worthy of being eaten.

A pornstar's favorite resturant

NOT "In AND out" Only 3 choices on the menu, if you dont know any better!

secret menu


"Animal Style" - bun is grilled with mustard, sauteed onions instead of raw, pickles, extra "special sauce" - this can also be applied to fries

"Wish Burger" - no meat, i.e. veggie burger

"Protein Style" - lettuce wrapped around the burger instead of a bun

"Flying Dutchman" - two meat patties with two slices of cheese. that's it.

"Double Meat" = like a Double Double without cheese.

"3 by Meat" = three meat patties and no cheese.


"4x4" - 4 meat patties with 4 slices of cheese. Are you SURE you can eat that?

"2x4" - 2 meat patties with 4 slices of cheese for the fromage afficionado

"Grilled Cheese" - cheeseburger, sans meat

"Fries - well done/light" - get your fries extra crispy and brown the way you like them or mushy!

"Neopolitan Shake" - a blend of chocolate, vanilla and strawberry shakes


*Note: You can get a burger with as many meat paties or cheese slices as you want. Just tell the In-N-Out Burger cashier how many meat paties and how much cheese you want and that is what you'll get! For instance, if you want 10 pieces of meat and 20 pieces of cheese tell them you want a "10-by-20. They'll make it"

Burgers made by God Himself

really good burgers. made fresh everyday and nothing ever frozen. associates are harder working and friendlier than most fast food places. when eating at in n out, you can expect to be served in a timely, courteous manner.

Sells burgers that taste like a fried turd on a bun. It has the flavor, consistency, and smell of a turd, so I have concluded that it IN FACT, is a genuine turd nugget that is grilled, and then made into food. Sure, In N Out is known for not microwaving their "meat" but what good is actually cooking the meat, if it's not meat at all, but instead, fecal matter? I think this conspiracy is very wrong, and I hope sometime soon they are uncovered for selling people shitburgers.

Another trait of In N Out restaurants, is that they sell fries that are disgusting. They supposedly make their own fries too, which isn't a good thing. Not only are these fries the most greasiest fries ever created, but they are green, brown, yellow, every color of the rainbow pretty much. Which is NOT a good thing. A positive thing, is that they are crunchy, which is a very good thing for a fry. However, the crunchiness does not cover up the fact that the fries are disgusting and infected with AIDs.