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Term used to identify a man with an extremely large penis, 32 feet or greater(that is an exageration stressing the size)
Dude that guy, has a massive wang, he could like, impale 10 chics on that thing, we should call him the impaler
by Jezus2.0 September 09, 2006
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The nick-name given to a man with an extremely large penis, 32 feet or larger(this is an exageration stressing the size)
dude, that guy has a massive wang, he could like impale 10 chics on that thing
he should be called the impaler
by Jezus2.0 September 09, 2006
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a seven foot long, spiked strap on dildo used by pedafiles to rape young kids assholes
Mike's dad uses the impaler every night on poor Mike & Matt.
by AKWarrior11 June 28, 2010
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