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Translation- "I will have sexual intercourse involving penetration with you using a tortilla in place of a condom and you will enjoy it."
This phrase is commonly found in southern Ontario where tortilla-ing is a common practice.
Yo, Ima Tortilla you.
Yo, last night I totally tortillad dis bitch.
Yo, I am tortilla-in you right now.
by Gordon Hecht January 20, 2008

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