SPECIALITIES: Sadistic murders, antimatter and administering fire burns on people.
The chief assasin of the Illuminati. A necrophilia perv who likes his women killed or begging to be killed.
Camerlengo in disguise. Killed his own father as a service to God. Nearly destroyed Vatican City, as another gift to the Holy Father.
"Well I too got a call from a 'Illuminati' member too, asking me where my wife was buried. Now why in hell would anyone want to know that??"
War On Terrorism- 6,000,000,000.00
Hurricane Katrina- 100,000,000,000.00
Getting Drafted For World War 3 because of Illuminati Prime Directive- Priceless
If you don't have a girlfriend, don't have a real job, spend at least 90% of your waking life in front of a monitor at least one hundred times your dick length, and run a blog.
Man 2: "IT'S THE ILLUMINATI AT WORK!!!!!!"
Man 1: "The first black President in history has just entered the White House."
Man 2: ""HE'S NOT BLACK! THAT'S WHAT THE ILLUMINATI _WANT_ YOU TO BELIEVE!!!!!!!"