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Boning a female, and then pulling out, and nutting in the females nostril/nostrils and squezing the jizzum out of her nose like the cheese in a hot-pocket.
Sally just loved the Illinois Hot-Pocket and gave to her last night, she thought it was rad.
by RabidWimp December 04, 2008
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When a large group of men (or women) zip multiple sleeping bags together and sleep in a confined space together.
Caleb: Hey, it's getting cold in here. Wanna stay warm with an Illinois Hot Pocket?

Robbie: Of course, I'm always up for an Illinois Hot Pocket!
by Narddog February 16, 2015
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taking a shit in a regular hot pocket n then having someone eat it
holy shit katie just ate that Illinois hot pocket what a sick ass
by carl sandburg April 17, 2008
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