Ilana

A sexual vampire, they normally tend to feed on jizz.

Herald:Holy shit, its Count Jizzula!! Run!!

Buffy: Do not worry, i slay the sex eating ilana!!!

by Herald lee Blum March 4, 2009

Ilana

A girl that is really nice but loses friends alot over nothing for some reason. She will make u laugh, also fortnite- I BURNED MY KITCHEN DOWN TO PLAY FORTNITE WITH HER

HELP MY DOG IS BEING ATTACKED!
WOAH! ilana will help *ilana comes to hug the dog*

by craig/ Senpai November 16, 2020

Ilana

A butterfaced granade girl who loves your sloppy seconds. typical two face hoe who tried to win a man by playing the nice girl.

Alicia:"that how hooked up with Jason tonigh. she loves my sloppy seconds"
Victoria:"what an Ilana"

by yourelovelygirl July 26, 2011

Ilana

A syco slut head who thinks about every guy who walks past her is hot and will suck anyones dick. An Ilana will love guys named Brody. Usually has a great personality but a little to sexual sometimes.

Hey look at that at that girl total whore
Agh she must be an ilana

by Deniz quan February 6, 2017

Ilana

A really big bitch she acts like a boy, is naming her child after a red neck and laughs at everything

Stop being a an ilana your not gay

by Hahahhajdsyndnas October 26, 2018

ilana

the literal sexiest chad ever to exist . i am a certified ilana simp . they make me feel so happy and loved and warm and safe and i don't know what i'd do without them

me: i'm feeling kinda sad
*ilana walks in*
me: *smiles and instantly feels better*

by itskaibitches May 9, 2021

ilana

Feminine form of Ilan, a name of Hebrew origin meaning tree.

Wow, girls named Ilana are always so beautiful.

by definition123 January 29, 2008