| 1. | Iggy Koopa syndrome | ||
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a disaease that goes straight to your head Symptoms include: A strong liking for Iggy Koopa Constantly rearranging your daily schedule to include Iggy Koopa Your favourite singer is Jon Bon Jovi because he sounds like Iggy Koopa The desperate need to find Green Hair Spray A Love for forests Going Nuts and/or Crazy the need to wear thick-ring glasses Speaking little English and lots of Gibberish Thinking God is Iggy Koopa You flood your bedroom with Iggy Koopa paraphenailia You change your name to Iggy (insert last name here) Creating Iggyism Iggy Koopa Syndrome is serious and should be taken seriously, as it can escalate and you start telling people that Iggyism is a religion and start converting people, even the homedogs, to Iggyism Woman: My child has been suffering from Iggy Koopa syndrome and now he tells me to convert to Iggyism and when i walk into his room, Iggy Koopa related stuff is in there, even cans of green hair spray!
Woman 2: Wow, My child has been suffering from Iggy Koopa syndrome too! except he tells the family to convert to Iggyism! he mowed the grass to look like his head so this "Iggy Koopa" can watch as he prays to him as a GOD! Woman: Anything we can do? Man: No, they're gonna live with this until they snap out of it |
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