|1.||Ice Cube Syndrome|
Also known as ICS. An disorder commonly seen when the porn one is downloading is downloading very slowly. The victim tries to contain his horniness by waiting until most of the video is downloaded before watching it, but ends up clicking play every time a few seconds are downloaded. This replicates one's desire to drink the small bit of water forming at the bottom of a glass of ice on a hot day, but knowing that if one waits for a little while, there will be a larger amount of water to quench one's thirst more completely.
"You need to get over your Ice Cube Syndrome. Porn is way better when you can watch it all at once instead of in little choppy segments"