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A Sociopath who believes he is more intelligent than what he actually is. Ians have a tendency of not being able to maintain friendships and relationships due to his complete lack of empathy and inability to act within acceptable parameters of social constructs.
Ians will offer their opinions on any subject, no matter how little they actually know about the topic at hand. Because of this, Ians feel that they are the only correct person and also the most intelligent no matter how much contrary information is presented to prove them gravely incorrect.
1) "Did you hear the BS coming out of that guy's mouth last night at the party? He was a total Ian!
2) "He had a really nice girlfriend but he made an Ian of himself and now it's over.
by The Scruffy Berserker May 19, 2016
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The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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A nublet who tries to appear cool by hanging out with the people he deems to be "cool." Within the group he hangs out with, he usually says little to nothing, smiles and laughs like a child, and says "What?" in an incredulous manner everytime you make fun of him. He is extremely easy to make fun of, having no "backbone" of any sort, and only responds with his classic "What?" expression. You are able to control, manipulate and take whatever you want from him, as he will not fight back or refuse.
God, Ian, why are you such a nublet?
by Justin Chang May 23, 2006
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1) An individual with an abnormally small penis or acts like a small penis.

2) A penis that is both abnormally small in width and length. It is typically considered to be a penis that is 4 inches or less in length and very thin.

3) The act of sex in which one partner can not please the other and the second partner must find a way to amuse him/herself. Partner one is typically a male, while partner two can be either a male or a female. This experience can transcend species.
Girl 1: So how was your date with that guy last night?
Girl 2: *sigh* He has an Ian.
Girl 1: Lulz. You always get stuck with Ians.

Boy 1: I CAN'T STAND THAT GUY!
Girl 3: Yea, he is such an Ian!

Boy 2: Did you watch animal planet last night?
Boy 3: Lol. Yea. That zebra was just continued grazzin' while she got Ianed.
by Itchyiris February 21, 2010
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Adjective: stuttering, awkward control freak.
someone who can sit in a room for extended periods of time amongst friends and family and say nothing, only laughing nervously and talking about everything from his perspective!
"I wish this ian would bring somthing to the conversation" "he, he, he.

Ian - "It's all done to me,I'm not responsible for anything"
by oldblihqegobveit April 10, 2009
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This is one of the definitions of the abbreviation, IAN.
by SpygIass August 15, 2016
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fag, plays xbox and runescape at the same time. usually treats women bad, and sucks at sports. small cock. usually short and annoying.
did you see that ian?" "he sucks at everything
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It does not matter how you do it. It's a Fecal Mustache.

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A guy who mainly stays in bed because he is ashamed of his own looks, personality and body shape. Will sleep up too 14 hours a day and lives on a diet of tuna like a dolphin but thats where the similarities end, the best animal comparison would be a koala bear or a sloth.
Kelly - 'Whats wrong with that guy?"
Sally - 'I know he just stays in bed all day with tuna round his gob sloathing around with an odd body, face and personality'
Kelly - 'Isnt he called Ian?'
Sally - 'Actually yeah I think it is. That explains it then. lets go to Liams'
by MathewHourigan February 03, 2010
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