2) A penis that is both abnormally small in width and length. It is typically considered to be a penis that is 4 inches or less in length and very thin.
3) The act of sex in which one partner can not please the other and the second partner must find a way to amuse him/herself. Partner one is typically a male, while partner two can be either a male or a female. This experience can transcend species.
Girl 2: *sigh* He has an Ian.
Girl 1: Lulz. You always get stuck with Ians.
Boy 1: I CAN'T STAND THAT GUY!
Girl 3: Yea, he is such an Ian!
Boy 2: Did you watch animal planet last night?
Boy 3: Lol. Yea. That zebra was just continued grazzin' while she got Ianed.
Guy 2: No dude, Ian is awesome!
Ian is usually a cool character, loveable, a great friend and amazing lover; according to scottish history Ian's are usually well endowed and enjoy 'banter.'
Ian is simply perfect, goodlooking and funny.
He is a rare breed.