1) An individual with an abnormally small penis or acts like a small penis.
2) A penis that is both abnormally small in width and length. It is typically considered to be a penis that is 4 inches or less in length and very thin.
3) The act of sex in which one partner can not please the other and the second partner must find a way to amuse him/herself. Partner one is typically a male, while partner two can be either a male or a female. This experience can transcend species.
Girl 1: So how was your date with that guy last night?
Girl 2: *sigh* He has an Ian.
Girl 1: Lulz. You always get stuck with Ians.
Boy 1: I CAN'T STAND THAT GUY!
Girl 3: Yea, he is such an Ian!
Boy 2: Did you watch animal planet last night?
Boy 3: Lol. Yea. That zebra was just continued grazzin' while she got Ianed.
code for a hot guy. cannot be used in the case of females.
oh my god emma, ian at 3 o'clock!
The kind of guy that will set your entire house on fire if he gets bored.
I wanted to get out of her house because Ian was over there.
Ians are generally very intelligent, mentally gifted people. They can think on a much higher level than the average person. Ians are silly, quiet guys. They can be very funny when they talk. They only talk when they feel that its needed, and only if they think its worth spending the time saying it. An easy going guy, doesn't take much to make him happy and he laughs at almost everything. A pacifist, fairly easy to pick on but if he takes it personally he will retaliate strongly. A very determined individual, he will set high goals and make sure he achieves them. Ians try to become friends with everybody, he doesn't like having enemies. He doesn't like picking sides among peer disputes. Ians don't mind awkward silences if you are with them, even if you aren't talking with him and it is quiet, don't take it uncomfortably. Dick size is in the high end of average sizes, about 7 inches.
Guy: Look at Ian, wanna mess with him?
Guy 2: No dude, Ian is awesome!
Derived from Scotland. Ian is the scottish form of John.
Ian is usually a cool character, loveable, a great friend and amazing lover; according to scottish history Ian's are usually well endowed and enjoy 'banter.'
Ian is simply perfect, goodlooking and funny.
He is a rare breed.
That guy over there must be called Ian.
conversational climax; a mind orgasm
I had an ian due to all of the fabulous witty banter!
The rubix cube gave me an ian.
A person with an abnormally large cock. Scientist have confirmed most people with the name ian have an above average cock.
Dude! Did you see that guy's penis?
Yea it was such an ian.
a charismatic, if slightly nutty, male. has little regard for the opinions of others. can see through the walls that people build.
kirby: i'm bored stiff.
alex: don't worry, i'm calling an ian.