ITCHY TEXTING SYNDROME: The inability to text someone due to a situation where texting isn't appropriate or not allowed. Causing fingers to itch from wanting to text someone or send back a response.
Honey, put your phone away. It's dinner time not texting time.
Aww, mom! but it's important that I text my friend back! gggrrrrrrrr. Hurry and get me my food! (hands get all twitchy, fidgety) I can already feel the effects of ITS!!
How the mentally handicapped make the possesive form of "it".
Idiot: Your computer has one problem - it's case.
Non-idiot: My computer is a case? It's more than that.
The singular third-person neutral possessive. Often confused by semi-literates with "it's," which is a contraction of "it is."
Its depressing how smacktarded people are nowadays. I blame Dubya.
(1) It is.
(2) It has.
N.B. Not to be confused with "its," which is the possessive of "it."
(1) Contact. It's the answer.
(2) It's been real slow 'round here since the new sheriff arrived.
WRONG: The dog wagged it's tail.
Ohhh, if you want it to be possessive it's just 'its,' but if it's supposed to be a contraction then it's I-T apostrophe S!
It's = "It's gonna blow!"
Its = "Its fangs are seven feet long."
Contraction for "it is
NOT the possessive form of "it". Like "yours", "hers", etc., the possessive form of "it" is "its
", with no apostrophe.
Yes: "It's a rabid dog."
No: "Be careful of it's teeth."
A word that signifies the beginning of an episode of Monty Python's Flying Circus.
"Monty Python's Flying Circus!" (cue Sousa's Liberty Bell March)
Acronym for the International Thespian Society. Induction into the ITS requires 100 documented hours of service to a recognized ITS troupe.
I had to complete 100 hours of service and attend five required activities to be inducted into the ITS!