the distance between your sack and asshole is a taint. not a chode.
To prove: ask yourself "What's slang for a short stumpy dick?" Chances are, you don't have a word. Mainly because you switched the definition of chode and taint.
Guy 1: What's up bro? What's the distance between your balls and asshole?
Guy 2: I don't know, but it isnotachode.