Internet Simplified English (also Internet Stupefied English) is a set of grammatical and spelling rules which aim to aid the mentally impaired people in their everyday Internet communication.
Allen: to all des fools out here u dnt wat a true friend is n if u think u do trust me u dnt
Betty: We don't speak ISE here, Allen.
Allen: ise wot r u talkin about u dumb or sumtn
Insufficient Education (lack of schooling
Bobby Chong (same character from ISF) has just finished his highschool year and decides he wants to go into post-secondary. He seeks his school counselor for adivce, she looks at his transcripts, rubs her eyes once, then twice, and bursts out laughing. Bobby Chong is confused, the counselor is still laughing but this time in a sorta pitty way. She looks at him and says hunny you have ISE. Bobby Chong looks clueless and snags his transcript away from the counselor, he takes a glance without saying anything nor swearing but he has the look of embarrsement on his face,and soon a shed of tear drops. To save himself some face and dignity; Bobby Chong walks out the door with his head down and thinks to himself....."SON OF A BITCH! FIRST ISF, AND NOW ISE, I F*CKIN NEED TO RE-EVALUATE MY LIFE"