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Acronym (Slang) for "I'm Out" when conversing using the Microsoft Communicator Software. v. The act of hastily departing an online collaboration session with little notice to others participating in the dialogue.
I am no longer part of this conversation as it is digressing rapidly; it will inevitably over-step that invisible moral line in the sand that uniquely distinguishes the employed from the homeless. <message>
"Dude, I wanna dip it in the new workstudy sittin in the corner desk..." <reply> "IO" <end of converstion> |
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One of the four Galilean moons of Jupiter, so called because of being discovered by Galileo. The most volcanically active object in the Solar system. Hey, look in my telescope: you can see Io, Europa, Ganymede, and Callisto.
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Acronym for Irrelevant One
Kimmie nicknamed herself IO after falling for Ben's crap for time one hundred. I hate to agree but he sure doesn't seem to care much about her feelings.
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IO Instant Orgasm, used by girls to describe something they find attractive and or hot. "Wow! that sports car is cool." "Yeah! its a total IO."
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A british* acronym for instead of. The lecture is on Tue io Thu.
OR (it may be used with dots) I bought some bananas i.o. apples. |
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in•for•ma•tion o•ver•load
adj. 1. Business. Sadistic practice in which a subordinate is given ambiguous instructions to complete arbitrary tasks. Also see “spreadsheets.” 2. Computer Science. Loss of superhuman state due to executing subhuman tasks normally performed by automated systems. Also see “Windows.” 3. Law. Conditional state reached in the first year of Law School. Also see “BAR Exam.” 4. Math. Required state to attend courses involving “string” in their title. Also see “MIT.” 5. Medicine. Conditional state reached in the forth year of Medical School. Also see “residency.” 6. Physics. Conditional state reached during doctoral dissertation in which common sense is overwritten with theoretical knowledge. Also see “Steven Hawking.” Superhumans suffer io due to subhumans lack of understanding technology.
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Jovian moon that orbits around the planet Jupiter.
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