Irreparable damage to human
skin/cellular DNA caused during the
era of radical climate change beginning in 1991.
{A progressive term used to characterize the harmful, mutative and disabling effects of global warming on human tissue, wherein
hyper-radioactive, electro magnetic waves bombard, eviscerate, and, over extended periods of
time, 'incinerate' layers of 'dermis' (
skin). The presence of pathology is detectable when cellular membranes become necrotically cauterized, inducing an incurable, desmoplastic form of melanoma. The evidentiary revelation of the Dermal Incineration Event, or D.I.E., (beginning in 1991) was introduced by 'Al Gore Research Institute' scientists; Dr. Johnson Cooks, Professor Patty Meltingood and Dr.
Kevin Michael Damone of Ridgemont.}
1. Many of our neighbors were recently diagnosed with skin
cancer as a consequence of the "Dermal Incineration Event."
2. Dr.
Kevin Michael Damone gave two Earth Wind and Fire tickets to
Charles Jefferson and his brother, then, 9 years later, published his introspective, proprietary, sealed thesis regarding the effects of the "Dermal Incineration Event (D.I.E.)" on the human condition after comparing conclusive data from three prominent subjects, Stacey, Linda and Mark Ratnor, while listening to side 1 of Led Zeppelin IV.
