short for : I like dat!
Me: Ayyo, look at diss dress!
Lisa: Omg! ILD!
Insane Laughing Disorder.
When one starts laughing and cannot stop.
Person 1: A lady had 3 daughters. The first daughter asks her mother why she was called Rose. The mother says "Why, darling, when you were born, a rose fell on your head. The second daughter asks why she is called Daisy. The mother replies "Because a daisy fell on your head when you were born". The third daughter approaches the mother and says "UUHHHHHHHH!!", the mother replies "Oh shut up Fridge!"
Person 2: LOLOLOLOL LMFAO ROFL AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA etc
Person 1: Dude, what is up with you? You have ILD.
Contraction for I-Would, usually used by smart-asses or foreigners.
I'ld definitely go to that show if I were you!
Inconveniently Long Dick
Taylor's ILD is like Thor's Mjolnir - swing it and it'll take him anywhere.
International Long Distance
A type of telephone call.
Jim : Please made an ILD call to Mary, she is waiting for you!
Jack : Why? I'd better wait for her call as it's too costly for me to call her.