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ILD
Inconveniently Long Dick
Taylor's ILD is like Thor's Mjolnir - swing it and it'll take him anywhere.
by Taylor's Quote November 15, 2012

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ILD
Insane Laughing Disorder.
When one starts laughing and cannot stop.
Person 1: A lady had 3 daughters. The first daughter asks her mother why she was called Rose. The mother says "Why, darling, when you were born, a rose fell on your head. The second daughter asks why she is called Daisy. The mother replies "Because a daisy fell on your head when you were born". The third daughter approaches the mother and says "UUHHHHHHHH!!", the mother replies "Oh shut up Fridge!"

Person 2: LOLOLOLOL LMFAO ROFL AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA etc

Person 1: Dude, what is up with you? You have ILD.
by My hand hurts. November 21, 2007

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ILD
Stands for Important Life Decision(s). Antonym of the main definition of BLD. Used in a sentence when something major in one's life is occurring.
Example A:

Jesse: I don't know whether I should move over to Buzz's house or Aunt Jackie's. I'm torn.

Example B:

QiYafondi: I'm making an ILD right now.
LaFonda: What do you mean? What type of ILD are you making?
by wowitsbryce_ April 21, 2016

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Contraction for I-Would, usually used by smart-asses or foreigners.
I'ld definitely go to that show if I were you!
by -jacob April 16, 2006

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ILD
short for : I like dat!
Me: Ayyo, look at diss dress!
Lisa: Omg! ILD!
by rawrrawrr16 September 06, 2011

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ILD
International Long Distance
A type of telephone call.
Jim : Please made an ILD call to Mary, she is waiting for you!
Jack : Why? I'd better wait for her call as it's too costly for me to call her.
by M. Wong June 26, 2006

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