A condition caused by prolonged exposure to an IKEA store. Symptoms include irritability, tiredness, and a very strong urge to purchase an extremely large quantity of items. The only cure for this condition is to immediately proceed to the checkout stand, and leave the store as quickly as possible.
If you begin to feel irritated, or want to buy a very large amount of things, exit the store as soon as possible, as you may be suffering from IKEAnxiety.
by CHOSEN SICARIUS October 04, 2013