Tom: "Ey man, where's the new kid from?"

Tim: "well,his name is Jose, he must be Mexican"

Jose: "ey you mind if i sit here?"

Tom: "no man, its cool. so hey um...where you from?"

Jose: "Bolivia"

tim: "SWEET! what part of mexico is that?!"

Jose: "Ignorant Gringo"

(jose then proceeds to spit in Tim's eyeball)