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An IED is a female that at first appears to be average looking but upon further investigation turns out to be quite disgusting. The term IED joined the popular lexicon after the release of the movie The Hurt Locker (in reference to the improvised explosive devices used by insurgents in Iraq and Afghanistan). These explosives are well disguised by making them look like items you'd commonly see along the side of a road. Similarly, busted girls strategically hide their true appearance to get innocent guys to take them home (e.g. sunglasses effect, makeup, lack of light at the bar). To the dismay of the soldiers who happen upon them on the battlefield, as well as the gentlemen who happen upon them in bars, IEDs are not what they appear and end up exploding. Of note, IED is the logical evolution of the terms "grenade" and "landmine" used in the popular reality TV show The Jersey Shore. Allan woke up in horror this morning when he discovered that he went home with an IED last night. While extreme caution could have possibly prevented Allan's mishap, once he consumed his seventh shot of vodka, he became a prime target for IEDs.
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Improvised
Explosive Device When a bunch of faggot muj bury explosives, such as C4, mortar rounds, artillery shells, grenades and such in sandy streets. The bomb is set off remotely by a pussy muj hiding somewhere when either a mounted or dismounted Coaltion patrol passes by. These events are usually recorded and put on the web, set with radical Islamic chants in the backround and the triggermen screaming "Allah Akbar!", which means "God is great." Very, very popular in Iraq, but now is turning up in Afghanistan. |
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Improvised Explosive Device- Currently one of the only effective means that lame ass Middle Easterners have at attack Coalition soldiers in Iraq and Afghanistan. Fucking Haji tried to get me with an IED but he set it off too soon, so we shot his ass anyway.
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Combining 5 hour energy with any booze and caffeinated beverage as a makeshift power bomb. AKA an Improvised Explosive Device. Without 4 Loko, they used Mountain Dew and Gin to create an IED
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Can often be confused with IBC (root beer) Man1: "Hey go grab me an IBC from the basement."
Man2 * enters basement, thinks IED?, comes back up * "When the hell did we start building bombs down here?" |
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(pronounced id) verb - The act of cuffing one hand, placing it under a male's testicles, and levitating the hand up then down in one quick fluid movement. The one who is doing the action can also stick his or her ring finger up the anus of the male that is being ieded. Jeff: Last night was great. You should have stuck around! You would not believe what Gina did!
Mark: Did she ied you?! Jeff: Twice! |
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ultimate past tense verb, add it or "ed" to the end of any word to change it into a past tense verb. also a very badly misspelled version of the word die Look in the task bar menu till you find an icon labled IED, right click on it, a window will pop up called IED settngs. click the dropdown bar and change your settings from ied to die. that should fix your problem.
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