Much like PMS for women only men have it 24/7
Me: Hey Brad!
Me: I was just, you know, sayin' hey.
Brad: Well I don't have time for that right now.
Me: Whats Brad's problem??
Elisa: I don't know...it must be I.M.S.
Me: Whats that?
Elisa: Irritable Male Syndrome
The initials for Iritable Male Syndrom, or in Redneck-Boise, more commonly known as Idahomotorsports.com
A gay-community car forum with mostly people from Boise and the Treasure Valley. Its a place to hang out and meet people, much like e-harmony, but for people who have come out of the closet, or have yet to do so. Don't expect to find many girls there, unless you're into lumberjack looking dikes, which can easily be confused for the high-posting members there.
"Work was boring so I was circle jerking to the IMS shoutbox all day today."
"You going to the IMS meet this Friday?"
"I dunno man, last time I went some ginger kid kept taking photos of my dick instead of my car, then wherever I went, several guys kept trying to grab my junk!"
"Look at the STI I just bought d00d! I decided to get a new mode of transportation to The Balcony!"
IRRATABLE MALE SYNDROME....(PMS 4 guyz without blood or pain....just the crankiness,cursing n all the other SWEARING SHIZ!)
Julius has been cranky the last couple of days. He must be IMS'ing.
irritable male syndrome:
Depression/ anger/ fatigue/ moodiness/ anxiety/ lethargy/ low libido/ confusion/ increased use of sarcasm. The feeling of being overworked at 40 and 55 years.
IMS is fueled by gulping large amounts of Vitamin C
This is an abbrieviation for Intense Makeout Session..some prefer IMOS, others IMS..whatever floats your boat.
Bob: Sandy and I had the sweetest IMS last night!
Harry: Score, dude!
Itchy muffin syndrome
when a woman's vagina or vaginal area itches, otherwise called the muffin
I had such bad IMS last night after shaving.
a place where turbo two cam people like to be tough, yet feminine enough to play with twigs and berries in "teh" shoutbox. bashing everyone who enters the site unless they have something they want.
"hey, i see you drive an integra!, looks just like every other one in town, will you lick my ass now?" "we are a higher website, dedicated to idaho's motorsports, yet we hardly discuss cars, mostly, we talk about how much sand is in our vagina's and see who can be the biggest e-thug
and turn into a bunch of pussies when it is time to do battle" "WE ARE IMS, IMMATURE MEN SUCKINGDICKALLDAY"