Any Apple product that starts with an "i" (which is most of them).
Mostly derived from conversations about the iPod.
Wow! I can buy an iSuck for $260 on woot.com! (with a hint of sarcasm)
by intemporal October 20, 2004
Top Definition
An expression of one's awareness of one's own personal shortcomings.
The morning after sending a drunken e-mail to the girl he was secretly pining for, John woke up, and, remembering what he had done, said, "Man do I suck!".
#self-loathing #narcicism #the fool #drunken e-mail #funke
by Leon Malick December 16, 2008
A trendy Apple product. Especially a computer that doesn't actually do anything productive when you want it to or an iPod. Just becuase it has a pretty case doesn't mean it's good.
An iPod that doesn't show pictures, movies or play ogg's. Also see iMac's and iBooks. The Newton is an honorary member.
by Crash Different October 20, 2004
Slang for iPod. They are the most unreliable pieces of shit ever made. I broke two of them (sent the first one in, recieved a new one which broke a few months later) and I didn't drop it at all. All around Shit
Person 1 "Dude, my iPod isn't working, I just keep getting this gay support screen

Person 2 "Hey, look Jeffs iSuck broke"
#ipod #crapple #crapintosh #piece of shit #apple
by JagdKommando May 25, 2006
The words a milleninal uses when he or she has a short and rare moment of self-reflection.
Millennial: 'I suck'
by cheesenugget April 22, 2016
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