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One of the most told lies of all time.
I love you...

LIAR
by caligaliforyouuu November 20, 2011
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(Eye Luv U) Phrase. 1) Declaration of affection. 2) Words of truth when spoken by women, words of lust spoken by a man. 3) Last resort when trying to get laid. 4) The shortest road to Blowjobs and anal sex. 5) A complete and total farce in modern society. 6) Words spoken into a mirror by Hollywood celebs. 7) Yeu Eng Em: Vietnamese for Here’s a pungi stick, hope you die.
i love you
1) Honey, I love you.
2) Bob, I love you? Oh Sally, I loe you too...
3) I'm not just some guy, I love you...
4) "Can I put in in your butt?" NO! "Please?" NO! "I won't stick it all the way in." NO! "I love you." Ok, go ahead.
5) I love you...until I find someone else or I just decide that love is a fleeting emotion and waiste of our time pretending to be in love for the sake of the children or a tax break. It's cheaper to be with you and split expenses so rather than go find true love, with someone who will eventually drop me for someone else because they are no longer in love either, I'll just live this lie and cheat on you.
6) "I love you Paris Hilton". I love you back Paris Hilton. And we both love our extended and undeserved 15 minutes.
7) Yeu Eng Em, Ah you no fucka me in da ass bigga boy. "But I love you (Yeu Eng Em)" Oh, in dat case come give me da big whoppa in my rittle ass.
by sirisaachillary September 21, 2005
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Sonething I cant help but saying when some helps me
A: Fine I'll help you

Me: I love you!!!
by Katana Witch January 24, 2015
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Saying 'I love you' shouldn't be said as a joke. When you really love someone, you'll know. They become the person you can't stop thinking about, the person you want to impress, the person that when you're w them you get butterflies in your stomach, the person that you look into their eyes & just get lost in them, the person you want to talk to everyday, the person that makes you read their text & smile for more reason. When you love someone, all you want to do is make them happy, their priorities come before yours. If someone's talking shit about the person you love, you'll knock em' out real quick. You'll respect them even when you're arguing. You'll give them everything you van just to make them happy, you would give them the world if you could. I know this bc I have a girlfriend of 10 months now, yeah I've had other relationships but none like this. she's my world, I would do anything for her & I'm more than happy to call her my girl & to say that I am most definitely in love w her.
A: I love you.
K: Hey baby, I love you too.
A: I love you more.

K: No, I am more than in love w you, so shush.
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I Love You commonly used by a man to a woman just so he can get laid. it is the male ace in the hole one it comes to getting ass from a woman. Normaaly, the women fall right for this trick and give their male compainon sexual intercourse or "the bum bum sexings".
Woman: Why should we do it i don't know if we are ready yet.
Man: Honey, I love you and thats all that should matter.
Woman: Oh my god........Lets have the bum bum sexings.
by The Mclovein Is here August 24, 2007
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the three easiest words to say to anyone, except the person you actually in love with.
Jane: i love you, mom.
Mother: Love you too.

Jane's Boyfriend: Hey jane, just wanted to say i love you.
Jane: err....
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Something said in ending a long dead relationship. It's usually followed by but in this case it means "I don't want to hurt you, but i can't stand being near you, you irritate me and i dont know how long it will be before i take an axe to either one of us, please don't cry". Usually coupled with it's not you it's me
"I love you but I need time alone"
"I love you but it's not working"
by Beryl Ubergirth September 22, 2005
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