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3.
A complex phrase used to qualify a declarative sentence. Commonly used to clarify you are not expert on whatever it is you're talking about.

Synonyms: "I'm not an expert nor do I claim to be"
I'm no jazz blogger, but I am smarter than everyone else.
by elwags June 06, 2011
 
1.
A complex phrase used to qualify a declarative statement. Commonly used to clarify you are not an expert on whatever it is you're talking about.

Synonyms: "I'm not an expert, nor do I claim to be"
I'm no jazz blogger, but you should use your turn signal more often.
I'm no jazz blogger, but that bartender over there is fucking ugly.
I'm no jazz blogger, but I am smarter than everyone else.
by elwags July 14, 2011
 
2.
Preface indicating that someone is not an expert in what they are about to discuss, but is going to go on to make an opinionated statement about it anyway.
Mulch? I'm no jazz blogger, but you want that in your garden.
by zndnc July 15, 2011
 
4.
A complex phrase used to qualify a declarative sentence to clarify you are not expert on whatever it is you're talking about.

Synonyms: "I'm not an expert nor do I claim to be"
I'm no jazz blogger, but I am smarter than everyone else.
by elwags June 07, 2011