Girl: hey.... uhhh....
Boy: are you ok?
Girl: kinda it's just uhh... I'm Pregnant.
Girl: you're the father.
Boy: SHITTTT! *passes out.*
Guy: "Just put it in the fridge and I'll heat it up later."
Girl: "Are you even listening to me?... I'm pregnant."
Guy: "You're just saying that to get me to come upstairs."
Girl: "ugh" and walks away
BF:" Yea it was so fun"
GF: Well remember we didnt use a condom and im not on birth control"
GF:IM PREGNANT, NIGGA