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1. I'm Pregnant.
The scariest thing a teenage boy can hear. but in the long run it is probably his fault for wanting to do it raw dog.
*cell rings*
Boy: hello?
Girl: hey.... uhhh....
Boy: are you ok?
Girl: kinda it's just uhh... I'm Pregnant.
Boy: and...
Girl: you're the father.
Boy: SHITTTT! *passes out.*
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