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A phrase so powerful that when used wisely, especially in court, will get you clean of any rape-and-brutal-murder charges for rest of your life. Judge: "John J. Johnson, you were condemned to die by jury of your peers and sentenced by good-standing judge of this state. Do you have anything to say before you sentence is carried out?"
You: " I'm Batman." Judge: "RAPE MY ASS AND CALL ME JUDY. Case dismissed!!" |
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The ultimate badass introduction. Say this upon meeting someone tough and they'll never mess with you. Thug: What are you?!
Batman: I'm Batman |
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This is probably the only sentence worth saying in life. You can use it to finish any sentence too, you know because I'm Batman... Sheila: Going to the movies tonight?
Me: I'm Batman. Jimbobalucazade: How are you today? Me: I'm Batman *Argument* Asshole: You gay ass motherfucker, you can't do shit. Me: I'm Batman Class: OHHHHHHHHHH OHHHHH OHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!! *Wins Argument* |
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