Wife: That iphone is a total home wrecker.... and I can't believe he's into blacks.
person 2: you spent all that money on a phone?
person 1: you know you want it
person 2: yeah your right
Lily: yup, 3GS!
Jon: wow can i see it?
Jon: i wont read your messages, dont worry.
Lily: i dont care about that, you might break it and its worth alot so go buy one!
Peter: i love your phone girl take a pic of me.
Lily: in a minute charlie...
Peter: whos charlie???
Jon: what? no i wont, geez dont have to be so mean about it. the iphone is gay anyways. i have my amazing virgin mobil so ha ha!!!
Lily: WOW. have fun with that.
Jon: i want that fricken iphone and i want it NOW!!
Peter: we all do man.
Guy 2: that sh*t is old, man you need to get the new 3GS
you: man those things are gay, why would i shell out
600$ for sumtin like dat?
me: cuz u cant afford it?
you: tru dat, broke like a joke