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I LOAF YOU.

meaning "I love you" but in a friendly yet mocking way. Noting about love and relationship. All about nonsense and real friendship.

It is not being GAY. saying it doesn't make you gay.
yeo dude!
thanks for the ride. I loaf you!
by youtellme123 February 23, 2010
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Cleveland Steamer Plush

The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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Another way of saying "I love you", except SUPER LEGIT.
Julia: Hey, can you give me a ride home?
Clarissa: Yeah, no problem.
Julia: Many thanks man, I loaf you!
by QueueTips August 22, 2011
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Golden Shower Plush

He's warmer than you think.

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