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A statement of confusion and extreme exaustion. Especially appropriate after staying up all night outside of a Krispy Kreme doughnut shop. "So, why did you camp out for the grand openning?"
"I don't know." "OK, uhh, are you excited to have a Krispy Kreme in Spokane?" "I don't know." "OK, NEXT!" |
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What do you think it means? Whats that? You don't know? OH MY GOD! YOU JUST WORKED IT OT! Why the hell are you reading definitions of "I Don't Know"?
Man... I don't know! |
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the three most helpful words in any relationship who's lipstick is this on your shirt? i dont know.
where were you? you're late! i dont know |
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what student's always say when they don't study Teacher: Billy, what do students always say when they don't study?
Billy: I don't know Teacher: That's right!!! |
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the foundation of a relationship what are you lookin at? i don't know! what were you just talkin about? i don't know!
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The third baseman on Abbot & Costello's baseball team in St. Louis. Costello: If I mentioned the third baseman's name, who did I say's playing third?
Abbot: No, Who's playing first. Costello: Stay off of first, will ya? What's the guy's name on third base. Abbot: No, What is on second. Costello: I'm not asking you "who's on second?" Abbot: Who's on first! Costello: I don't know Both in unison: THIRD BASE!!!!!!!!! |
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something you can say to ANY QUESTION EVER.
this can never fail, especially if you weren't paying any attention to what the dude was saying in the first place NICK: ayyyy what up, mayne?!
ME: i don't know. LISA: where'd you get that haze from? ME: i don't know. AARON: DUDE!!! is that my wife under you??!!?!?!? ME: i don't know. LISA: is that a mexican in your room? ME: i don't know. |
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