|1.||I call Retard|
I call Retard is the act of having one friend in a group of friends pretend to be the "retard" or "special friend" at the club that your other friends were nice enough to take out and be friends with. Although this method will send you straight to hell, you will get laid everytime. There is a Retard incentive though, Anyone who calls being the "retard" for the night, will get as much oxycontin and marijuana as they would like until they are drooling on themselves in the corner.
"damn I'm feelin like doin some oxy tonight... I Call Retard!"
"chick: It's so nice of you guys to hang out with your special friend over there....ahhh he's drooling."