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5.
Used to indicate sarcasm
Dude 1: My legs hurt
Dude 2: Hmph i bet
Dude 1: Seriously, man! they hurt
by your best idiot April 05, 2010

Words related to I bet

sarcasm
 
1.
Two magical words that can turn any innocent sentence into a sexual innuendo.

Also see: That's what she said
Person 1: "My throat hurts..."
Person 2: "I bet."
Person 1: "Shut the hell up!"

Person 1: "I just had a hard day at the office..."
Person 2: "I bet."
Person 1: "Oh god damnit!"

(Girl stringing a needle): "This is so hard, I can't fit it in. It's too small."
Guy: "Wow, I bet."
Girl: "I'll give you that one, I really opened myself up for it."
Guy: "I bet, haha."
Girl: "..."
by Dean stu March 17, 2010
 
2.
What you say when you don't believe someone!
Oi Darkin, Shane reckons he smashed 18 birds last night!!

I bet!
by Phatzoot June 23, 2011
 
3.
The freshman integrated biology, english, and technology program at Thomas Jefferson High School for Science and Technology. Somewhat worthless.
I spent most of my time in IBET looking for dirty quotes in "Romeo and Juliet."
by Bellatrix Lestrange May 04, 2006
 
4.
To purposely show that you are not listening or paying attention.
Guy 1: Dude i got a new ipod case!
Guy 2: I bet.
Guy 1: No really look its pretty cool.
Guy 2: I bet.
Guy 1: Well then fuck you!
by Rawr monkey June 16, 2010