man: "why did you turn that boys mother into a goose?"
jeannie: "because she WAS a goose"
tune in to I dream of Jeannie. weekdays at 6.
You should ALL watch I dream of Jeannie.
Jeannie wears a hat that makes her look like a monkey.
Jeannie likes to turn boys' mothers into gooses. BEWARE.
If you want to buy a card with the theme song, it costs 4.99, exclusively at Hallmark.