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2. Hypotenuse
A highly trained female professional skilled at both hypnosis and massage.
David: I am exhausted and stressed out!

Michael: Give Barbra a call. She is the best Hypotenuse in town! When you wake up after your massage, you will have no memory of any stress.
1. hypotenuse
A term created by Fenton Track and Cross Country team, meaning to cut a corner to create a triangle, and run along the hypotenuse, which is usually part of someones lawn. in turn you run less.

LAZINESS FTW!!!!
Man fuck this corner imma take the hypotenuse!

Hey Guys lets cut this corner and take the hypotenuse
3. Hypotenuse
Code word for penis.

Based on the fact that when your penis is erect it points kinda up and kinda out. So, it is on an odd angle, like the longest side of a right angled triangle.

Uses:

1. To discretely refer to male genitals.

2. To flame people (IE call them a dick).
1. "My hypotenuse is 12 inches."

2. "You my dear sir, are a hypotenuse."
4. hypotenuse
A math term for the longest side of a right triangle. You learn this is about 5th grade, so whoever is you_know_who must be either a little kid, or extremely dumb.
you get the hypotenuse by using the formula A squared + B squared= C squared (Pythagorean theorum)
by Nothing Chen Apr 21, 2005 add a video
5. hypotenuse
The participant in a mangle lying prostrate.
"Andy prefers to be the hypotenuse when he mangles."
6. hypotenuse
how the hell should I know, bitch?!
fuck you, hypotenuse!
by you know who Dec 8, 2003 add a video
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