78
someone who accuses people of or criticises them of things they do themselves, i know about 12 and want to kick the shit out of them all.
Sir Alex Ferguson: that guy is an arsehole.
Commentator: Pfffft, hypocrite.

Sir Alex Ferguson is an arrogant hypocrite.
by rice_krispies April 06, 2011
Mug icon

The Urban Dictionary Mug

One side has the word, one side has the definition. Microwave and dishwasher safe. Lotsa space for your liquids.

Buy the mug
79
-A person(A) who tells a somebody else(B) not to do something, but the A just does it himself/herself.
Example:

Hypocrite: You need to stop being mean to that FNAF character! (Not really a FNAF character)

Later...

Random Person: I hate the 3.0 bodies in my opinion.

Hypocrite: Are you an IDIOT? Everyone hates those, dumbo.
by MightyandSonic November 02, 2014
Mug icon

Golden Shower Plush

He's warmer than you think.

Buy the plush
80
Someone who points out they are against something, but does something similar to what they claimed to be against. Half of the population are hypocrites.
Hypocrite: It is so wrong of that girl to stereotype me for being Mexican. Gosh girls are stupid.

Me: Congrats you fucking are a fucking dumb fucking hypocrite
by Chillice September 19, 2016
Mug icon

The Urban Dictionary Mug

One side has the word, one side has the definition. Microwave and dishwasher safe. Lotsa space for your liquids.

Buy the mug
81
A word used for someone who disagrees r argues with what they just said. Also a word my friend uses that gets on my nerves >=.
G. Bush- do you like handjobs?

harold- yes

G. Bush- do you like giving handjobs?

harold- no

G. Bush- then your pretty hypocrite yourself, so shut the fuck up.
by Anton M. May 26, 2008
Mug icon

The Urban Dictionary T-Shirt

Soft and offensive. Just like you.

Buy the shirt
82
<I>I'm too hxc~*~ for u bc I wear AbErCrOmBiE and listen to *EMO* musik. I swear I don't use my only friends picture because I'm fat and stupid and wish I was all cute. Everyone think's I'm real but I'm fake n i have so many groupies that follow my every move because they don't have a brain of their own!</i>
by Your worse enemy. March 20, 2005
Mug icon

Cleveland Steamer Plush

The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

Buy the plush
83
A person not willing to take their half of the responsibilities, when splitting a job.
He was such a hypocrite, we agreed to work for Bill, but he won't do his share.
by slinky85 November 23, 2011
Mug icon

Cleveland Steamer Plush

The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

Buy the plush
84
Someone who preaches one thing while doing the opposite
David Cameron is a fecking hypocrite
Nick Clegg is a total hypocrite

The Conservative Party, The Liberal Democrat/Conservative Coalition are hypocrites
by The Earl of Disco February 22, 2011
Mug icon

Golden Shower Plush

He's warmer than you think.

Buy the plush