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Someone who tells people to not do things they themselves do. Worse are those who insult people for doing the same things the do.
Kristin is such a stupid hypocrite. That dumb bitch goes on MeetMe to insult every guy on there for being on there. Just a immature hypocritical MeetMe girl.
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by ChucksisTuguy April 18, 2017
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(1) A person who engages in the same behaviors he condemns others for.

(2) A person who professes certain ideals, but fails to live up to them.

(3) A person who holds other people to higher standards than he holds himself.
The only reliable product of an organized religion is a flock of hypocrites who feel that only *their* hypocrisy is divinely sanctioned.
by Siddownshaddap April 19, 2004
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someone who complains about something but finds themselves doing exactly the same thing
A: "i hate people that complain about other people, they're SO annoying!"
B: "shut up, hypocrite!"
by factoryofinsults November 28, 2003
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A crap face, who says not to do one thing, then goes off and does it him self.
"Don't touch that saw. it can hurt you. AHHHH!! MY HAND!!"
by Satan June 26, 2004
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A person who reprimands others for doing or not doing something, then turns around and does the same thing
Professor Coan tells us to stay in shape, but she's fat as hell. What a hypocrite!
by TheFrost February 23, 2007
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1. A person who expects the rest of the world to live up to her standards but doesn't feel obliged to do the same.

2. A person who condems others actions then turns around and conducts herself in the same manner.
Ex. I can't believe Cassie would be so unfeeling that she would go after Meagan's ex right after they broke up.

But Kelley, you just started dating your boyfriend the same day he broke up with his girlfriend, and a week after you had just slept with yours.

Oh that's different..

No its not , your a hypocrite !!!
by Earthmama August 15, 2010
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Someone who hates it when people do certain things or talk shit about other people but they do it themselves.
Claudia: Omg, I hate it when people talk about others behind their backs.

Tracey: Right?... Oh Look here comes Connie.

Connie: Hey guys! *walks toward Claudia & Tracey*

Claudia & Tracey: Hey Connie!

Connie: I gotta run. Sorry I can't stay and chat, it was nice seeing you. *walks away*

Claudia: Bye.

Tracey: See you around.

Claudia: *turns to Tracey* Omg, did you see the dress that she's wearing? It makes her look like a whore!

Tracey: *looks back at Claudia with a blank stare* You're a fucken hypocrite. *walks away*
by Huhhy October 05, 2010
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