|1.||Hypertreifecoma or HTC|
This is a coma induced by enthusiastic eating of "treife" or non kosher food, typically in a Chinese restaurant. This is not the same as simply eating a non kosher item. In this case the large selection of "treife" encourages the sinner to taste everything, which quickly induces this dangerous condition. To date there is no cure, and palliative care including chicken soup and gefilte fish is the recommended route of treatment.
And in other news, another "Hypertreifecoma or HTC" victim tonight was found in a local Chinese restaurant... our sources report that chicken soup had to be rushed from area soup banks... more at 11 pm