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The gayest last name you could ever have.

People have this last name have remarkably small peners and most of the time its not even funny to laugh at..

I suggest you try to avoid sexual contact with anyone having this last name.

Like Caleb.
Girl1: hey, Caleb's ass is looking quite saucy today
Girl2: I wouldn't try anything girl, he's part of the 'Hyles'.
by Sydneh P July 25, 2011