A Huxtable is the object of desire for anyone who is celebrating their Birthday. No matter their personality, ethnicity, or morality, a Huxtable will trump any other present. There is much debate over what a Huxtable actually is, but when acquired and given to someone celebrating their Birthday, it is a guaranteed success. Huxtables may not be given on any other day except for someone's birthday, and it can be given only to the birthday boy/girl. There are few instances of a Huxtable ever being given, but one such event has been documented below.
In his youth, Gehngis Khan received a Huxtable from his mother for his birthday. The Huxtable instantly gave strength to his weedy limbs, gave confidence and passion his his mortal heart, and gave him the resolve to conquer all of Asia. The Huxtable also benefited his mother, who gained the physique and allure of a woman half her age. She lived a long and prosperous life filled with orgies and excess as her son conquered Asia, clearly showing that a Huxtable is beneficial to all involved except for the other attendees of the party at which it is given. These guests all meet a similar fate, ejaculating with such force from the mere sight of the Huxtable that their discharge launches into their chins and snaps their necks. This occurrs regardless of gender.