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1.
The act of masturbating while staring at one's own rectum in the mirror.
"I wanted to watch anal sex videos but my internet went down, so the best I could do was give myself a HURKY JERKY."
by Autopsyturvey January 31, 2010
 
2.
When Skipping or lag occurs in Video games, Computer or Console.

A lack of fluid Movement and a general bogged down feeling.
"When Playing Halo 2, On big time battles, The action can get pretty Hurky jerky."
by Spotted Sea Cow April 11, 2005
 
3.
lack of fluidity when braking in an automobile
Hey! Dude! Watch the Hurky jerkies I can't write without my pen going all over the page
by NPH July 18, 2005