"I know...bill be strapped wit nine,nine iron dat is."
"Dem Valley boyz run shit" Hell yh"
"Huntingdon Valley runs shit"
They have only 3 schools there; a single elementary school, a middle school, and a small high school. This is without including Bryn Athyn, an even smaller community and even more of an isolated bubble located within the slightly larger but still really small bubble that is Huntingdon Valley.
HV features a surprisingly high Jewish population, a virtually non-existent crime-rate, and no valleys or mountains whatsoever.
The top addictions in the city: Uggs, texting, facebook, and getting kicked out of school dances.
B "Oh, I'm from Huntingdon Valley"
A "Where's that?"
B "Uh, it's like in Philly"
C "LMAO. Uh, no"