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To describe how pants look when there are holes and tears near the crotch of your pants. Looks like an animal ate it, but it was your crotch instead! Muahahaha! It happens when your legs touch and rub when you walk.
I lost my favorite jeans to hungry crotch.
by MisterNeologe December 08, 2008
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