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A great country that used to be one of the big powers of Europe (Kingdom of Hungary then Austro-Hungarian Monarchy) then after the WWI the French et al decided to strip 2/3rd of its Hungary's mainland and half the population away overnight (Treaty of Trianon), creating bunch of never-existed surrounding countries, throwing over the border half the Magyar (Hungarian) population of the historical empire. The French point was solely to get rid of another power center in Europe, especially one that had historically had very good relationship or more than decent with Anglo-Saxon powers.
This created a HUGE resentment in Hungary and HUGE existential FEAR in these newborn countries which still exist, even today (look at Slovakia!)
During the WWII Hitler used this resentment to secure Hungarian support and Hungary got some of his territories back. At the end of the war Hungary couldn't pull a Romania - switching side at the very last moment, right before the end - so couldn't secure any of these territories and was forced to give them up.
For their part CS, based on the flat-out racist, disgusting Benes decrees that are STILL LAWS IN BOTH CZECH AND SLOVAKIA, deported some 2-3 MILLION people, mostly Germans and Hungarians and confiscated their property, which they have NEVER returned or paid for until today - in fact thee laws are still in effect (of course they are when both Brits and USA agreed of the deportations back then.)

In the next 40-50 years all the surrounding countries were shit poor compared to Hungary, they all used to come to Hungary, to sell all their cheap-@ss, useful or useless crap and buy FOOD which they simply did not have enough in their countries (especially Romanians, they suffered from STARVATION for DECADES) and when they went home the food they bought here they kept chasing their Hungarian minorities hoping to turn them into Romanians/Slovaks/etc.

After the 1990 Hungary alone took HALF the total Western capital influx which further aggravated the inferiority complex of these pretty young, rootless surrounding countries.

As a result of their serious inferiority complex and the pressing knowledge of their illegally gained historic Hungarian territories some of these countries, especially Slovakia and Romania countinue to fear a possible rise of Hungary, they still abuse their remaining Magyar (Hungarian) minority, even under EU laws etc - hence these idiotic, stupid, lame, semi-literate comments about Hungary.

Nowadays Hungary is struggling with several ballast of the past, most of them all come from the single fact that in return for the "plush revolution" it never really got rid of its Communist politician heritage (most became either Socialist or right-wing nationalist @ssholes) and its entire politcal elite has been totally corrupted during the past ~20 years (since 1990, the first free elections since November of 1945.)

Ukraine is so far the best neighbor of Hungary, despite she retained Karpatalja (Munkacs area, also lost in Trianon), despite the pro-Hungary majority in the aftermath following the collapse of the Soviet Union.

Beyond all these hateful, Slavic countries the only country the non-Slavic Hungary was always able to count on and vica versa is Poland - they are true friends of Hungary (we even shared a king at one point in history.) Most likely you won't see any idiotic comment from Poles here and vica versa, we don't post any retarded jokes about them either.
This latter fact alone clearly shows that despite such neighboring claims we have zero problem with Slavs or anyone else - in fact we don't even care about most of the lost territories by now because it's a lot easier to re-colonize them with economical power (it's not an accident smarter ones supported their EU membership: it's about free movement and cultural support for our diaspora!)
Ceausescu leveled THOUSANDS of tiny native Hungarian villages in Transylvania.
Slovakia's shameful Benes laws are still so much alive that BOTH OF THESE NEVER-EXISTED, BUILT-ON-STOLEN-LANDS countries (Czechs and Slovaks, LOL) still REFUSE to revoke the Benes decrees, even despite Hungary and Germany common diplomatic pressure - anti-Hungairan laws are in effect, ultra-right-wing nationalist parties are not only in their Parliament but IN THE GOVERNING COALITION, openly calling for a war on Hungary, sending tanks to Budapest (like if this 3-4M newborn country would stand a chance to attack anyone, ROFLMAO!)
Since the beginning of Yugoslavian War local Magyar (Hungarian) minorities are regularly attacked in Ujvidek (a.k.a. Novi Sad) for speaking their native language, even today...
by magna_hungarica February 18, 2009
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The country with the hottest women in Central Europe (only Italy and Spain have better looking women). Also, some fantastic architecture and a long history.
The capital of Hungary, Budapest, has some of the most amazing buildings one will ever see
by Rattus cattus September 14, 2006
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An infinitesimal and irrelevant country in Central Europe cursed by both an exaggerated sense of self-importance and a national inferiority complex that can be traced back to the fact that anything that it has ever achieved is due to either German immigrants or Jewish emigrants- most often based at top U.S. universities.
Boasting the one of the highest rates of heart disease, depression, cancer and suicide in the world, Hungarians are known for their uncanny ability to sabotage anything and alienate anyone they come into contact with. For Hungarians to do anything but lie, cheat and steal at every available opportunity is a badge of sophistication.

Nicknamed as the "country of no consequences" (to foreigners: "a country of no consequence"), Hungary's most outstanding achievement in the 20th century has been its remarkable ability to completely squander the economic and political lead it once had compared with other Central European countries after the fall of Communism. Slovakia now has higher per capita GDP and Romania will join the Eurozone before Hungary. Both of these would have been unthinkable ten years ago. Good thing the country is too insignificant for anyone else on Planet Earth to notice. Hungary's greatest impact on contemporary global culture has been its production of a disproportionately large number of porn stars- and the success of the Jews it ejected from the country. The contrast between the pulchritude of the women and the shabby and the sock and sandal wearing know-it-all men accounts for Hungarian womens' predilection to spawn with foreigners. Good thing the men are usually dead by 55...
by Lajos Kossuth March 12, 2008
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Hungary is a poor country in Eastern Europe where everybody expects that a foreigner speaks Hungarian. If you do not speak it you might have a hard time getting arround. Hopefully youngsters have some English knowledge but do not expect all of them speak it. Hungarian is related only to Finnish and gives you a wide range of swearing possibilities. One of their traditional dishes is "gulas" a beef vegetable stew with tomato sauce.
You can meet really nice people (open minded) but also chauvinistic people who still live in the past dreaming about the lost Empire (the "we are the best, f..k the rest" kind of people). Budapest which is Hungary's capital is full of historical sites.
We're in dire straits cause in Hungary they don't speak much English.
Swear like a Hungarian.
by RHB September 20, 2006
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1. Noun; A country in eastern Europe - geographically located on a map in central Europe, but when one resides in the country, one is well aware of the fact that it is actually eastern Europe.

2. Noun; A country which would be nice to live in, if it weren't for the people.

3. Noun; A country famous for paprika, goulash, unfairly well figured women, ugly men, mafia, being atheist, turo rudi, fornetti, Tokaj & Eger wines, rude behavior, sluts, porn, tattooed eyebrows, cheap services, dumpster divers, the worst drivers in the world (yes, worse than Italians - by FAR!), sausages that look like grey snakes, and chauvinistic men
A: Woman! I'm an unemployed, fat, bowling ball headed mafioso...you're supposed to be cooking, cleaning, working to support us both and birthing children at the same time!
B: Yes, my lord. I know we are in Hungary, and this is the way women are supposed to be treated.

A: This paprika really brings out the flavor in this Goulash!
B: Yes, Goulash and paprika are both from Hungary. It's a law in Hungary to put paprika in every meal.

A: Why are you going to Hungary...are you hungry? Bahahhahah
B: You're a douche. Like I've never heard that one before...
by ThisMasquerade July 04, 2011
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Unlike being hungarian, to be hungary means to be hungry of Gary Allan.
"I saw Gary last night on TV and I was soooo hungary"
by The C. Geek April 01, 2009
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Hungary is a cheap, poor country with gypsies and ugly, half-Mongolian half-gypsy women. The country is close to Ukraine and Romania geographically, even though it doesn't reach the beauty of those two countries because the country is full of fags.

Hungary, from what I've read, seems to be jealous of Romania because of their hot girls and the lower gypsy population number. Also, they believe Transylvania belongs to them.

Hungarians can't eat anything without some magical ingredient (wat).

Hungary has demented politicians and men die before age 60.

The country has it's good sides too.. I think? Good food, and I sure hope it with a name sounding like 'hungry'.
by justicebringer January 18, 2012
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