A torture method used by Austro-Hungarians to interrigate enemy soldiers or prisoners. First they will gauge out the eyes, and have the fatest and most constipated man in the town, and have him take a vicious, rabid shit in the victim's eye sockets. Then somone will stik there thumbs in the eye sockets and add intense presure to the fececs to project them to his brain.
Hey dude, that guy wants to do a Hungarian eyepatch to his girlfriend.
by wifflewaffer December 01, 2011