Oh look, a Hummer. As you can see, the average Hummer drivers attire includes but is not limited to: Flatbill cap(typically worn backwards at an angle), aviators or some sort of sunglasses, TAPOUT shirt, and board shorts. Watch as he flaunts his wallet, and plastic girlfriend.
Look at that toolbag getting out of his hummer. Im not sure what costs more; The girl he's with, or the gas.
A hazard to the road that puts the drivers of smaller vehicles at serious risk in case of an accident with one of these monsters. Seriously folks, I drive a 96' 2 door Pontiac GrandAm. What the hell do you think would happen if I got in a wreck with a Hummer!? Gets about 9-12 miles per gallon, and big rich men with sunglasses talking on a cell phone can be frequently seen driving them. Occasionally you will see the top of a woman's head over peering over the dashboard and two skinny arms reaching up to the wheel.
Hummer, the car that says: "I have a small penis."