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29. Hummer
A Hummer is an enormous vehicle that was designed to go off-road, although they are mostly driven by highly-paid executives (see yuppie) who need to drive a big vehicle to compensate for something smaller. Sometimes purchased by people who like to go off road, or by mothers who have a lot of kids and need something big to bring them around in, but mainly purchased by yuppies who need something to say that they make more money than you do. Hummer drivers are generally assholes who will cut you off given the chance, and won't hesitate to flip you off should you cut them off back. Hummers rarely see any dirt, except when their owners park them in the yard of their 3-story, 5-bedroom house.
Person A: "I just got a promotion, with a double salary! I'm going to use the extra money to buy a Hummer."
Person B: *dropkicks Person A*
1. hummer
More than a blowjob; it's when a girl actually hums (thus vibrating her lips) when her mouth has encased your engorged penis or balls.
Your mom gives great hummers.
by John E. Nov 12, 2002 add a video
2. hummer
1. A civilan version of the military vechicle Humvee. Hummer's are produce by the General Motors Company. Currently there are two version's H2 and H1.
2. A Blowjob when the girl hums during the BJ
I got a hummer in my Hummer the other day.
by RobT Sep 20, 2003 add a video
3. hummer
n. what you and all the other soccer moms will have to start doing to pay the gas bill for your ginormous SUV. Pucker up, beeyotch.
by miss_mae Sep 12, 2003 add a video
4. hummer
A blow job which incorporates a gentle humming while performing the duty to increase stimulation.
My husband asked me to give his boss a hummer to thank him for giving him a promotion.
by Belinda Nov 5, 2004 add a video
5. hummer
No, not the SUV, an extremely pleasureable type of oral sex which involves the female humming to create a vibrating sensation in the penis during oral sex.
by Hubs Jun 20, 2003 add a video
6. hummer
A dick magnifying four ton metal phallic symbol.
"Rick just bought that big hummer. Rumor has it he has a micro-penis."
7. Hummer
A hazard to the road that puts the drivers of smaller vehicles at serious risk in case of an accident with one of these monsters. Seriously folks, I drive a 96' 2 door Pontiac GrandAm. What the hell do you think would happen if I got in a wreck with a Hummer!? Gets about 9-12 miles per gallon, and big rich men with sunglasses talking on a cell phone can be frequently seen driving them. Occasionally you will see the top of a woman's head over peering over the dashboard and two skinny arms reaching up to the wheel.
Hummer, the car that says: "I have a small penis."
by AFHorses Aug 14, 2005 add a video
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