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A vehicle that every middle and low class joe likes to complain about. Many criticize the Hummer for it's bad gas mileage, and by owning a Hummer you suddenly become a "problem" for the United States. While the Hummer may only get 10-12 miles to the gallon, MANY other cars get the EXACT SAME THING - It's just the idea that it's a Hummer.
While many complain about the Hummer itself, many complain about the driver. They have a small penis, are insecure, ect. Uhhhh... It all comes down to this: You people have nothing better to complain about, are jealous because you can't afford one, and you make the GAYEST complaints. Don't like hummers? Here's a little info for you: Most factories put more metric tons of carbon dioxide into the air in one day then one hummer will the WHOLE year. I can list a bunch of other cars that get the EXACT SAME GAS MILEAGE. But as stated above, it all comes down to JEALOSY. You can't afford one - and that's why you hate it. Anti-Hummer People OWNAGE:
Anti-Hummer Person: You have a microscopic penis! Me: Really? I can't imagine the size of yours: driving around in your little sissy economy car! Please... Anti-Hummer Person: Hummer drivers are insecure and stuck up rich people! Me: No, I'm not insecure, I just have more money then you! And when I get in a car accident with you, I always win! Anti-Hummer Person: YOU'RE causing global warming! Me: OPEN YOUR EYES! You want something to complain about? Have factories put less CO2 into the air, they can put A LOT MORE into the air then a Hummer can in a year. And what about busses, semi-trucks, and RVs? You'd be LUCKY to get 8 miles to the gallon in one of those! |
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More than a blowjob; it's when a girl actually hums (thus vibrating her lips) when her mouth has encased your engorged penis or balls. Your mom gives great hummers.
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1. A civilan version of the military vechicle Humvee. Hummer's are produce by the General Motors Company. Currently there are two version's H2 and H1.
2. A Blowjob when the girl hums during the BJ I got a hummer in my Hummer the other day.
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n. what you and all the other soccer moms will have to start doing to pay the gas bill for your ginormous SUV. Pucker up, beeyotch.
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A blow job which incorporates a gentle humming while performing the duty to increase stimulation. My husband asked me to give his boss a hummer to thank him for giving him a promotion.
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No, not the SUV, an extremely pleasureable type of oral sex which involves the female humming to create a vibrating sensation in the penis during oral sex.
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A dick magnifying four ton metal phallic symbol. "Rick just bought that big hummer. Rumor has it he has a micro-penis."
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A hazard to the road that puts the drivers of smaller vehicles at serious risk in case of an accident with one of these monsters. Seriously folks, I drive a 96' 2 door Pontiac GrandAm. What the hell do you think would happen if I got in a wreck with a Hummer!? Gets about 9-12 miles per gallon, and big rich men with sunglasses talking on a cell phone can be frequently seen driving them. Occasionally you will see the top of a woman's head over peering over the dashboard and two skinny arms reaching up to the wheel. Hummer, the car that says: "I have a small penis."
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