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A series of sexual acts in which one partner is tied to the bed and spreads her legs while the other acquires pushpin needles to push through her nipples, then proceeds to head-butt her vagina 7-10 times, thrusts his or her whole arm into said vagina, grabbing on to whatever they can and yanking the contents out.
"Dude, why is Kristin walking so funny today?"

"Oh I totally gave her the Hummel Pummel last night"
by cgormzzzzz December 22, 2009

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