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sub standard porn substitute that is commonly found in the average house.
gary glitter uses the mothercare catalogue as humble grumble having been banned from using the internet and being within 500 miles of a school. also could be the underwear section of the littlewoods cataolgue used by teenage boys.
by carl duncan November 23, 2008
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The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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