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1.) The fear that you will wake up in the middle of the night and the person you were sleeping with will have stolen all the blankets and turned themselves into a human burrito.

2.) The fear that you will wake up in the middle of the night and there will be a random person in your bed who will have stolen all the blankets and turned themselves into a human burrito.

3.) The fear that you will wake up in the middle of the night and there will be a random person in your bed who will have stolen all the blankets, wrapped them around you, and turned you into a human burrito.
I don't have sleepovers anymore because my Humanburritophobia has gotten so bad. I am on meds for it now.
by Dr. Schultz March 19, 2013
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